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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Brad Pitt reteams with Fight Club director David Fincher to play an old baby. It's a great movie, but what this reunion needs more of is Meatloaf.
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You look like you need some culture, and this is so much cheaper than seeing the stage version.
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Clint Eastwood unironically says "Get off my lawn" in it and it's getting great reviews anyway. It must be amazing.
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1/16 - Chandni Chowk to China
1/16 - Defiance
1/16 - Hotel for Dogs
1/16 - My Bloody Valentine 3-D
1/16 - Notorious
1/16 - Paul Blart: Mall Cop
1/23 - Donkey Punch
1/23 - Inkheart
1/23 - Killshot
1/23 - Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
1/30 - New in Town
1/30 - Taken
1/30 - The Uninvited
2/6 - Coraline
2/6 - Fanboys
2/6 - He's Just Not That Into You
2/6 - The Pink Panther 2
2/6 - Push
Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen Yet
Chandni Chowk to China
While I have been known to enjoy the occasional musical, I have never been able...
Read MoreHotel For Dogs
I'd like to preface this review by saying that if Don Cheadle is being referred...
Read MoreThe Unborn
My favorite thing so far about The Unborn is that the official site prominently features...
Read MoreThe Moviefile
Don't Revoke My Reviewer's License, But The Blind Side Is Surprisingly Watchable
There is little worse in the world of mainstream film than movies designed to "inspire"...
Read MoreNew Moon: Werewolves, Vampires and Far Too Much Spinning
First things first: I realize that no matter what I say about this movie, the...
Read MoreNicolas Cage's Most Over-the-Top Roles So Far
Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenant remake starring Nicolas Cage opens this week, and somehow defying everybody's...
Read MoreDVDs Unwrapped
Mamma Mia!
If you have decided to shell out your hard won dollars on the 2-disc DVD...
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If you're a Coen brothers fan, like me, then you found absolutely nothing wrong with...
Read More Buy It NowGreek: Chapter 2
Greek has now officially released its entire first season on DVD with the release...
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1/13 - Appaloosa
1/13 - Brideshead Revisited
1/13 - Mirrors
1/13 - Tyler Perry's Marriage Counselor
1/20 - The Express
1/20 - Max Payne
1/20 - Repo! The Genetic Opera
1/27 - Fireproof
1/27 - Lakeview Terrace
1/27 - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
2/3 - Bottle Shock
2/3 - The Secret Life of Bees
2/10 - Nights in Rodanthe
2/17 - Changeling
2/17 - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
2/17 - Religulous
2/24 - The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
3/3 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua
3/10 - Let the Right One In








