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Doubt

You look like you need some culture, and this is so much cheaper than seeing the stage version.

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Gran Torino

Clint Eastwood unironically says "Get off my lawn" in it and it's getting great reviews anyway. It must be amazing.

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Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen Yet

Chandni Chowk to China

While I have been known to enjoy the occasional musical, I have never been able...  

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Hotel For Dogs

I'd like to preface this review by saying that if Don Cheadle is being referred...

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The Unborn

My favorite thing so far about The Unborn is that the official site prominently features...

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The Moviefile

The Box: What's in the Box? Disappointment

There are certain movies that we can tell are going to be bad just...

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The Men Who Stare At Goats: Return of the Jedi

This film is based on a book, which is based on fact ... or some...

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The Fourth Kind is Like if Blair Witch and The X-Files Had a Very Stupid Baby

You know what's almost the same thing as The Fourth Kind only way, way better?...

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DVDs Unwrapped

Mamma Mia!

If you have decided to shell out your hard won dollars on the 2-disc DVD...

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Burn After Reading

If you're a Coen brothers fan, like me, then you found absolutely nothing wrong with...

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Greek: Chapter 2

Greek has now officially released its entire first season on DVD with the release...

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