MOVIES WITHOUT PITY

Summer Doesn't Suck

Yes, it's that time of year again: Time for a cinematic orgy of superheroes, sequels and special effects to hold us in sticky-floored, air-conditioned captivity every weekend from May through August. Going to the beach? Reading? Finally catching up on The Wire on DVD? Maybe next summer.

  • Summer Preview: Our take on what will rock (or not) in the coming months.
  • Speed Racer Review: Have the creators of The Matrix swallowed the wrong pill?
  • Comics to Film: The cool nerd's guide to this summer's big comic-book movies.

Recommended Theatrical Movies

Son of Rambow

We're willing to over look the stupidly spelled name, since the poster has a little kid with a big honkin' gun. Awesome.

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Iron Man

Everyone who is anyone, including us, is buzzing about this flick. Why haven't you gone already?

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Redbelt

Yeah, we're just as shocked as you are that a movie starring Tim Allen looks like it kicks ass.

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Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen Yet

What Happens in Vegas

It's difficult for me to give this trailer an unbiased review because there is...  

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The Tracey Fragments

This movie could be the next indie darling and, just like Juno, it even...

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Speed Racer

Are the Wachowski Brothers crazy geniuses, or just plain crazy? Speed Racer is a...

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The Moviefile

In a Heavy Metal Showdown, Iron Man Comes Out on Top

If it weren't such a terrible movie, I might actually feel a little bad...

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Updates: Bronte, Bond, and Beyond

Bronte: Fresh from London via the Hollywood Reporter comes news of Natalie Portman's departure...

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Speed Racer

A warning for anyone who insists on going to see Speed Racer: It could...

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DVDs Unwrapped

Other Marvel-ous Movies

Allow us to enact a scene played out in offices across the country this...

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27 Dresses

I am always skeptical when a DVD is turned around so quickly after its...

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Cloverfield

Recently I found myself watching Godzilla (the craptastic Matthew Broderick version) late at night,...

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