MOVIES WITHOUT PITY

It's Twilight Time

by Zach Oat November 20, 2008 2:43 PM

The wait is over. Twilight has fallen, and the youth of the world will never be the same. Teenage girls will stop teasing the pale kid in gym class. Teenage boys will shun the sunlight. Hair will grow to out-of-control proportions. Mousse will become a precious commodity. And Robert Pattinson will become even more disgusted by all of us.

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