Oh, Richard Kelly, why? Why did you have to go and make a movie as bad as Southland Tales and ruin all of that goodwill from Donnie Darko?

Save one hypnotic scene in which Justin Timberlake lip syncs and dances (Budweiser in hand nearly throughout), the movie is a big dud: boring, over-the-top, making none of the points it wants to make and all of those that it doesn't.