There is so much wrong with The Happening as a film (where was the third act? Why did Mark Wahlberg choose to speak like a surfer robot for the entire thing? Why are all these grisly suicides coming off so hysterically comical? How does one outrun the wind exactly?), and the particulars of which have been detailed to death in the media, so I'm not really going to get into that here. My job is to tell you about the DVD extras, which, as it turns out, are almost as worthless as the actual movie! And because I know you need to know just how worthless, I have detailed them below for you.