- Scarlett Johannson apparently let her inner diva out when she demanded too high an appearance fee that her studio wouldn't pay, so didn't attend the screening of Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Really, Scarlett, when did you become such a diva that you won't attend unless you get a far-away hotel and a makeup artist? This is Cannes, not a big-budget action movie.

- There's a documentary about Mike Tyson. Seriously. And, in an even bigger surprise, it even sounds sort of fascinating.

- Kung Fu Panda opened. Okay, okay, so that's not exactly a big story.

- Oh, and people even wore clothes. Some were fashionable. Some were fugly.