Yes, we know, it's got Jake Gyllenhaal and Alfred Molina in it. Yes, we've seen pictures of Gemma Arterton. Of course she's hot, she's a Bond girl! We just don't know if another video game movie is such a good idea, after the last one. True, Uwe Boll isn't involved this time around, but still...

Is it because you won an Oscar so early in your career? Do you feel like you have nothing left to prove or lose? What about your dignity? Your self-respect? Your character in The Love Guru is named Guru Tugginmypudha, for crying out loud! We just don't want to see you lose the gravitas you brought to such films as Sneakers and Dave.

Your Fan 4-Ever, Zach