Next up on the Disney Merchandising Team's roster? Wall-E. When Variety reported that Disney is rolling out the new stuff at this week's Licensing Expo, I was surprised to see that the Mouse didn't haven't its own pavilion. And if you think the Expo is the only place to find Wall-E merchandise, then you haven't been shopping lately. Stores are already filled to capacity with Wall-E books and games. In fact, a quick check of eBay shows that there are already 288 Wall-E items for sale and the movie isn't even out yet. They have everything on there from backpack-style tin carrying cases to a Wall-E U Command robot with remote. There is literally so much movie merchandising shit out there it would take the actual Wall-E robot (which, if you didn't know, stands for Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class) 3,000 years to clean up.

If this writing thing doesn't work out, I know where I'm putting in my application.