According to EW.com, Anchorman 2.0 will jump ahead to the Eighties (no more pornstache? Boo!). As to the remainder of the plot, there's no word, but I have some theories: Ron and Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate) are in lurv and mounting a campaign to rule the world of broadcast news, Baxter finds a lady friend to perpetuate his legacy of cuteness and Paul Rudd's character Brian Fantana quits the media racket to develop a line of men's fragrances called Boner Goat.

All I really care about though is Brick coming back. In the intervening years since the first Anchorman came out, Steve Carrell has gotten to be a big ol' Hollywood leading man. Who knows? He might not deem the supporting character worthy of his precious time. I don' t know about you guys but for me a new Anchorman wouldn't be anything without his stupefying non-sequiturs. These types of movies are only as good as their "I pooped a hammer" moments.