For the uninitiated, Voltron was a Japanese cartoon whose underlying message of teamwork was severely undercut by its unwatchable nature. Every single episode went like this: There's some robot tearing up town, and five people individually try to fight it. There are four guys and one woman, who is also a princess. These folks are driving different colored rocket ships that look like lions. The robot beats their individual asses for 20 minutes before someone gets the bright idea to combine their ships into a robot called Voltron. Each member would yell out the body part they formed (two lions for legs and feet, two lions for arms) before their leader, Commander Keith, would yell out the pornographic sounding "AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!!!" "Whatever!" says the villain robot, before starting to whip Voltron's ass. After a few minutes of this, Voltron yells "form Blazing Sword!" and then splits the offending robot in two, ending its reign of terror. The music goes "dun-dun-da-dun-dun-da-dunnnnnnn!" The end.

I am purposefully repeating that this happened every...single...episode. Why not just form Voltron as soon as the killer robot shows up and split it in half? Geez! What the eff was wrong with these people? I kept hoping that something new would happen; say, the Princess battles the robot with an Easy Bake Oven with a jet headlight in it or something. But no. Same shit, different episode. And now I'll have to put up with hearing about an equally repetitive movie that will surely be a hit and spawn many sequels. My only hope is that Russ Meyer's directing this thing. Aw crap. Russ is dead.