1) Seth Rogan, who has totally cornered the market (in my pants) on Schlubby Hot, which is subtly different from regular old Nerd Hot, thank you very much. Shades of grey, you say? Shut up, I say.

2) Lots of swearing and use of the "c" word (not that one, the one that also means rooster and rhymes with "rock."

3) Traci Lords in an all too infrequent (but highly appropriate) cameo playing a lady who can blow bubbles out of her you-know-what.

4) Craig Robinson. Someone give this man his own show/cookie/island.

5) Star Whores.

6) A rumored (ie, not shown in this particular trailer) full-frontal courtesy of Jason Mewes. Yay penises!

For those of you who stubbornly ignored my admonishment to go and watch the G.D. trailer and/or have not been privy to all the hoopla surrounding this upcoming release, the plot focuses on a couple of roommates (from what I gather, they're platonic roomies, but he wants to hit that) who can't make rent and decide to dabble in the world of porn to make a little extra scratch. Oh, like you haven't considered it! The nakedness hits theaters on Halloween. Get it? Ween! Ahahahahha!