South Central Pit Bull: The titular doggie, named Killah and voiced by Ice Cube, embarks on a fun adventure with a Rottweiler (DMX, doing voiceover work from jail), a mutt (Ludacris), a Doberman (Snoop Dogg) and a runt puppy (Chris Rock). Along the way, he encounters a frisky pure white French poodle (Paris Hilton) forced to move into the ghetto after her stock portfolio goes to the (figurative) dogs. Killah also butts heads with a German Shepherd police dog (Eminem) out to catch him walking around town without a leash. Tolerance is the lesson of the day in this charmer written and directed by Crash helmer Paul Haggis.

Dublin Irish Setter: An Irish Setter (Pierce Brosnan) roams the South side of the Liffey looking for good times, great pints and an owner who will take him in. Co-starring the voice of Bono as a singing, sunglasses-wearing dog busking in the middle of Temple Bar. Special appearance by Sinead O'Connor as a hairless cat and Daniel Day-Lewis as a talking bag of Alpo. Day-Lewis actually lived in a 20 lb. bag of Alpo to research the role. Directed by Neil Jordan.

Shar-Pei in the City: A Shar-Pei named Peaches (Sarah Jessica Parker) narrates this tale of her rollicking adventures with three other bitches on the streets of New York City. Parker's Sex and the City costars play her furry gal pals. Peaches enters the Westminster Dog Show and wins, but not before being kidnapped by a crazed plastic surgeon who wants to surgically remove her wrinkles. Directed by Barbra Streisand, who cameos as a bloodhound.