Providing that they can get Douglas back for the role, what should happen to ol' Gordie when he gets out of the clink? Here are a few ideas.

Gekko is confronted by angry pensioners who were screwed over by Wall Street. They sell his organs to make rent.

Everyone who ever lost their jobs because of Gekko's dealings is allowed to snap his suspenders, resulting in nipple welts the size of a baby's fist.

The only job he can find is cleaning up all the paper off the trading floor of the NYSE. While everyone is still milling about, stepping on him.

The only channel he can get on the TV at his assigned halfway house features non-stop marathons of Two and a Half Men, so he has to endure the bizarre success of his former protégé.

Gekko once said that "greed, for a lack of a better word, is good." So he is forced, Bart Simpson-style, to write out synonyms for "good" on a chalk board, a hundred thousand times. And antonyms, too. That'll teach him.