Star Trek Movie No Longer Running Silent

It seems like J.J. Abrams' Star Trek went from being a super hush-hush project to being splashed all over the media like Joe the Plumber, practically overnight. For the spoiler-shy, this is not a problem. Just stock up on Pop-Tarts, drive out to your nearest cave, and don't come out till the movie comes out. Likewise the sudden flow of news doesn't bother those who welcome spoilers like that first life-giving hit of coffee in the morning. But what if you're somewhere in between? You've been debating whether or not to buy the Star Trek issue of Entertainment Weekly. You want to know, but maybe you don't want to destroy all the surprise. If you were a phaser setting, you'd be Stun, not Kill. For you, we have teasers to help decide just how much more you want to know.

Abrams' vision: According to the EWarticle, Abrams was not a Trek fan. He was a Star Wars guy. At a time when darker heroes like Batman are box-office gold, Abrams says he wants to make optimism cool. He wanted to "evangelize" the idealism of the Trek story universe. He says he didn't make the movie for fans of the franchise, but for fans of movies. [Good, because there is no pleasing Star Trek fans, so you might as well not try. - Zach]

Characters: All the main characters from the original are back, although they're played by new actors. You may have seen some pictures of them already, and there are even more of them out now. Most of the pics aren't especially revelatory, unless there's a plot point in the movie about James T. Kirk paying his way through Star Fleet Academy as a chin model. [Isn't that what Alias was about? - Z]

Design: Eric Bana is supposed to be playing a Romulan, but I think he looks a little like the offspring of Nosferatu and one of those Japanese crabs with a human face on their shells. Miniskirts and boots are still the fashionable uniform choice of the future, and the phasers are sleeker than the boxy originals. The design of the Enterprise keeps some of the original's characteristics, but now has handrails for the crew to latch onto when things inevitably get bumpy. What, no-side curtain airbags?

Controversy: The climax of the opening sequence reportedly will have the "zealots" crying "Heresy!" Spock shows up for work in a Hawaiian shirt? Kirk takes a vow of celibacy? Scotty reveals he's actually from Scottsboro, Alabama? You'll have to dig deeper for more spoilers if you want to find out for sure.

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