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Keanu Reeves doesn't exactly have a spotless track record where period films are concerned. How does the joke go? His performance as Jonathan Harker in Bram Stoker's Dracula was so wooden you could have staked a vampire through the heart with it. Not that many of his performances in films with modern settings have gotten a better reception, but things do tend to stick out more in a period piece. It's like that one guy who shows up at your party not realizing it's a costume party and then stands around looking awkward for two hours. But give the guy credit for persevering: Variety reports that he's just signed on to star in 47 Ronin for Universal Pictures, where he'll play an 18th century samurai swordsman. Wait -- it gets better. Or worse, depending on your perspective.
The movie is based on the true story of a group of ronin who avenge the death of their lord. One of the most famous and oft-told tales of Japanese history will receive a "stylized" treatment. The Lord of the Rings movies and Gladiator are brought up as points of comparison for the film's fantasy elements and battle scenes, respectively. But wait, there's more!
Reeves' role isn't mentioned, but it's hard to imagine him as the leader of the avenging ronin, Ōishi Yoshio. Or any of the other 46 ronin, for that matter. The article points out that Reeves is half-Asian, but so is yours truly, and I'd be almost as likely to pass for an authentic samurai. Perhaps this uneasy ethnic fit is why Chris Morgan (Wanted) is said to be "tailoring" the script for Reeves. Will he end up shoe-horned in somehow as a westerner? Or will he just quietly stand around like the least Japanese guy at an all-Japanese party?
Reeves' role isn't mentioned, but it's hard to imagine him as the leader of the avenging ronin, Ōishi Yoshio. Or any of the other 46 ronin, for that matter. The article points out that Reeves is half-Asian, but so is yours truly, and I'd be almost as likely to pass for an authentic samurai. Perhaps this uneasy ethnic fit is why Chris Morgan (Wanted) is said to be "tailoring" the script for Reeves. Will he end up shoe-horned in somehow as a westerner? Or will he just quietly stand around like the least Japanese guy at an all-Japanese party?
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