Dirty Sanchez: In a small Texas community, it's common practice for the local teenagers to taunt Sanchez, a mustachioed Mexican vagrant who lives in the area. But when "Dirty Sanchez" (as they call him) is hit by a car, the teens who hit him cover it up and dispose of the body. Now someone is killing them one by one, leaving them with crude mustaches drawn on their faces -- could it be the dead Mexican, come back to life?

Cleveland Steamer: When four couples sign up for a romantic, Valentine's Day steamship cruise around scenic Lake Erie, they have no idea that a killer is hiding among them, or that a case of food poisoning is going to have them on and off of the toilet the whole trip. The final battle with the killer takes place in the restrooms at Niagara Falls.

The Dutch Oven: A young baker buys an old bakery in a run-down neighborhood, but there's something wrong with the oven the previous owners left behind when they returned to the Netherlands. The baker can feel it staring at him, and at one point while baking brownies he's nearly overcome by the fumes it emits. By the time he realizes that the oven has tasted human blood, it's too late -- he's trapped inside, and there's no escape.

The Stranger: In this prequel to The Strangers, we see how the original Stranger met up with his two murderous companions, after years of sitting on his hand until it was asleep, and then stabbing people with it.

The Pearl Necklace: Inspired by a short story by Guy De Maupassant, a woman borrows a valuable necklace from a friend to wear to a party. When it's stolen, she has to follow the trail to get it back, even if it leads to some of the most dangerous people -- and most scandalous sex clubs -- in the city. And wait 'til you see the twist ending!

The Rim Job: In a mining colony on the edge of space, a reformed bank robber (Jason Statham) is drafted into a plot to rob the mine's payroll. He's put in charge of the getaway, but where can you get away to when you're in the Outer Rim of the galaxy? The answer may involve a nearby black hole...

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