I'm starting to fear this is becoming an all-out trend. Before all the media whores who have already released sex tapes and adopted kids from third world countries jump on this band wagon -- do we really need Paris Hilton's tribute to KRS-One? -- I've come up with a list of celebs I'd pay money to hear throw down a rhyme or two on wax, complete with their scientifically generated emcee names. Feel free to add your suggestions in the comments. Word to ya moms.

Helen Mirren -- Milfy Way
Mickey Rourke -- Mos Busted
Tilda Swinton -- Swizzlesticks
Meryl Streep -- Streeplyfe
Angelina Jolie -- Da Black Widow
Jon Hamm -- MC Lunch
Sean Penn -- Powda Fresh
Dustin Hoffman -- Lil D
Dakota Fanning -- Chyld Abyoose
Mark Walberg -- Marky Mark