1. Okay, first off, she's Linda Hamilton. It doesn't matter that she's guest-starred on the abysmal According to Jim and starred in some truly mediocre TV movies since her Terminator days, she still has the ass-kicking cred from her stint as Sarah Connor.

2. She made Sarah Connor's transformation from soft, girlish damsel in distress in the first movie to lean, mean pre-apocalyptic mama in the sequel even more awesome than the liquid metal CGI shape-shifting of the T-1000.

3. She was the most badass woman of the movie franchise. The T-X in Rise of the Machines may have been a deadly futuristic assassin, but she was a machine. She had Skynet on her side. Mostly what Sarah had in T2: Judgment Day were her washboard abs, a proficiency for firearms and a desire to protect her son that bordered on batshit crazy. And Linda Hamilton made it work.

4. Finally, there's no better way to christen this new franchise than to enlist her help. It'd be like breaking a bottle of champagne over the bow of a ship. Except instead of a ship, it's a movie, and instead of champagne, it's a mix of human sweat and gun oil!

What do you all think? Voiceover or no voiceover? Linda or Lena? Boxers or briefs?