Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs: Other Children's Books that Need Movies

This weekend Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs takes its weird weather from the page and brings it to the big screen. Next month, Where the Wild Things Are will be arriving in theaters. These are hardly the first children's books to make the transition (even Shrek started as a simple tale without any pop-culture references), but neither book is especially verbose. Hollywood seems to be plucking the kernel of the idea from the written page (and with Cloudy, not even attempting to recreate the original look and feel) and turning that into a full-length movie. It's actually not a terrible idea, so I've come up with some other kiddie classics that producers might want to tackle next.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Taking a page from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, in which the food gets bigger and bigger. It's the tale of one starving caterpillar who just eats more and more and more until it looks like he's going to explode. Think of the variety of foods, and travels he can take looking for the one item that will satisfy his cravings. Once he reaches a critical mass, he'll grow a pupa and turn into a beautiful butterfly satisfied with only drinking for the rest of his existence. Could be made more adult by adding a dark tale ending in rehab. Also, the lead role should ideally be played by Heimlich from A Bug's Life.

Blueberries for Sal
It's a sweet story about a human mother and child who go wandering off to pick blueberries and the child gets separated and meets up with a mother bear, while the bear cub follows the oblivious human. Someone really should have called DFCS on this lady, but anyway, it could be done in a twisted way by the folks who made Coraline (they've can use her vivid hair color for the blueberries!), and maybe have a slightly grislier encounter between the two mothers, that of course ends happily. I don't necessarily want to scar all kids for life.

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
If the Madagascar franchise can be entirely framed around the "Move It" song, then surely this one can use "Boom Boom Pow" as its title theme. The story is about an alphabet that climbs a tree until the tree collapses and all the letters get crushed. In the theatrical version, it would be told from the perspective of the letter A, who has to deal with all 25 other letters climbing all over him.

Strega Nona
The title character is sort of this old, mysterious witchy lady who helps cure headaches and can even get girls dates, and has invented the never-ending pasta bowl, that gets out of control because of her bumbling friend Big Anthony. In the live-action version, Strega could work at the Olive Garden as head chef, and need to take a few days off to do a guest stint on The Bachelorette to work her magic on the potential husbands. When she comes back, the Olive Garden kitchen is over-flowing with pasta and she's got to find a solution to the problem.

Guess How Much I Love You?
What's cuter than talking animated bunnies? Not much. I'd love to see Miyazaki take a spin at this simple short story about a father and son bunny trying to outdo each other with how much they love each other. It would be sweet, fanciful and totally gorgeous looking.

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
This has been done as a TV special, but is perfect for a big screen live action adaptation. One down on his luck kid can't get anything right, rebels against family until his rotten luck changes. Simple and a surefire hit. Not sure why they actually haven't made this one yet.

Lyle, Lyle Crocodile
A crocodile in the city. It's got to be better than Barney. Lyle's pretty much a nanny to the Primm family. Ideally, in my little mind, it would be a blend of live-action and animation, where the humans are real and the crocodile (and the snotty cat) gets animated Alvin and the Chipmunks-style. Russell Crowe would play Mr. Grumps.

No, David!
This book has about five words in it, but this newer Caldecott Honor Book is a hoot, with a mischievous boy doing things basically to just piss off his parents, who pretty much shout "No, David!" to everything he does. Think of the troublesome scenarios the animators could invent for him, the schemes that David could come up with, and if done with the books vibrant color palate, it would be great.

Pat the Bunny
3-D animators can have a field day with this, showing off the texture of the bunny on the big screen. The tickets should also come with a book of textures, to bring Feel-O-Vision to the mainstream. Actually, let's strike that because the implications of Feel-O-Vision and the adult film industry are just two things I don't want to think about. Let's go back to an adventure, that's all Honey, I Shrunk the Kids style as the toddler exploring the world around him, trying on a giant ring, encountering a massive mirror and playing with the title bunny, who will naturally be the hero of the tale, bringing the toddler back to its parents.

Goodnight Moon
The simple story has been done as part of an HBO special, but never received full-length feature treatment, and its about time. Instead of just sitting and going through a nursery and saying "goodnight" to particular items, the story will have to be fleshed. Following one exhausted child as the moon goes missing during the "new moon" portion of its monthly cycle and he/she goes on a quest to find it and wish it goodnight before he can finally fall asleep. Crossover with the Twilight franchise a possibility.

Other children's book adaptations you'd like to see? Leave 'em below.

19 Comments

September 15, 2009 5:01 PM
JK
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Re: "Alexander"

The reason why they haven't doe so yet is because all kids movies have happy endings. I ask you, how do you put a happy ending on a "Terrible, Horrible..." yada, yada, yada and STILL be faithful to the book? You can't.

September 15, 2009 5:03 PM
Laurel
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar has already been made into a rock musical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUP_9KqVE0g

September 15, 2009 5:37 PM
Amy
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I would love to see Alexander made into a movie! It would work so well!

September 15, 2009 7:44 PM
Anonymous
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strega nona would be amazing

September 15, 2009 8:01 PM
Al Ameda
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The 13 Clocks by James Thurber. Of course, it would inevitably draw comparisons to The Princess Bride, which might or might not work to its favor.

I'd also be curious to see an adaptation of Everybody Poops; but that's the sort of film that would only be made on a dare. It's just as well, since Tom Green's star power meter has fallen to nil anyway.

September 15, 2009 8:29 PM
July
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"Alexander..." is actually a children's musical and it comes off very much as a bratty kid whining about what a bad day he's having. They'd have to do some work to make it a worthwhile movie.

September 15, 2009 10:47 PM
me
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"Paper Bag Princess" leaps to mind.

September 15, 2009 11:01 PM
Jessica
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I would be first in line for a Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile movie-- it had a cartoon in the late 80s/early 90s. I was obsessed. There were songs.

September 16, 2009 8:42 AM
Daria
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I still can't believe they made CWICOM into a movie - I saw the previews and was like "huh???".

How about Tomi de Paola's "Nana Upstairs, Nana Downstairs". As a book, it was a good introduction to mortality for kids, you could really go into some maudlin struggles on the big screen.

September 30, 2009 9:50 PM
lilikindsli
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ml4Xs1 I want to say - thank you for this!

October 13, 2009 10:02 AM
Mark J. Hansen
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I would add pretty much anything by Mo Willems, author of Elephant and Piggie books, Knuffle Bunny, and the Pigeon books (Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus, etc.) I know the Pigeon has been made into a stage musical, but this should be an easy one, considering Willems used to write for Sesame Street and contributed to Mitch Hurwitz's short-lived Sit Down, Shut Up.

July 21, 2010 2:00 PM
Sarah Daisy
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"Alan Mendelsohn, the Boy from Mars," by Daniel Pinkwater.

July 21, 2010 4:46 PM
Mae K
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The Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle series, by Betty Macdonald

July 21, 2010 10:26 PM
punj
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Superfudge! Encyclopedia Brown! the detective dude with the red hair whose name I'm blanking on! (Macgruff? Macduff? Mac somethin.)

July 21, 2010 10:39 PM
christypooh
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Amelia Bedelia and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie!

July 22, 2010 12:21 AM
siamsa
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"The Giver" by Lois Lowry... just brilliant, and exactly the right length for a film!

July 22, 2010 10:51 AM
Gloria
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Yes with the Strega Nona love!

July 22, 2010 3:26 PM
ysabet
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@punj
Jack McGurk! And Willie and Wanda and Brains and Joey the narrator!
There are about 20 different plots they could use. That would be great.

July 22, 2010 3:27 PM
Annie
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"I'd also be curious to see an adaptation of Everybody Poops; but that's the sort of film that would only be made on a dare. It's just as well, since Tom Green's star power meter has fallen to nil anyway."
I think they kind of did with "The Human Caterpillar."
Yuck. :-)

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