Orphan
Shot through the arm, and you're to blame. You give orphans a bad name. I mean a really bad name. Not to be confused with the Orphans, the pathetic street gang the Warriors crossed paths with that one time. This orphan is much, much worse.

Nothing Like the Holidays
Here's hoping Freddy Rodriguez doesn't have to amputate any limbs in this new Christmas classic. Unless they're John Leguizamo's. We'd be okay with that.

Whatever Works
Larry David. Woody Allen. Two great tastes that taste fairly redundant together.

Night of the Creeps
"The good news is, your dates are here. The bad news is, they're dead." That's an actual tagline from this movie about zombifying worms found in a meteorite. Best watched with Night of the Comet and Night Breed.

Afterwards
Something tells me this movie starring John Malkovich and Evangeline Lilly was not originally intended as a straight-to-DVD release..

Also out this week:
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Not Dawn of the Dead Dinosaurs, sadly. That would have been awesome.
Into Temptation Kristin Chenoweth? Jeremy Sisto? Please do lead us to this movie.
Stan Helsing Amazingly, more faithful to the Dracula legend than Van Helsing was.
Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure Psst. The treasure is pants.