Year One
Not as funny as you might expect a caveman comedy to be. Or just as funny, depending on your expectations. Really, there have been a lot of caveman comedies, and very few are any good. This one kind of wants to be The History of the World: Part 1, but it falls kinda short.

Assassination of a High School President
Mischa Barton and Bruce Willis in a Brick-like (Brick Lite?) high-school detective story? Now that it's on DVD, we'll give it a shot.

Trick 'R Treat
An interlocked anthology of horror stories, with Anna Paquin dressed like Red Riding Hood in her tale. True Blood fans, lower your expectations.

My Life in Ruins
Nia Vardalos stars in My Slim, Sexy Greek Tour Guide, giving American tourists -- including Richard Dreyfuss and Rachel Dratch -- a bus tour of Greece. We'll get off here, thanks.

Anvil: The Story of Anvil
Real band. Really obscure. Really influential. Like a real movie or something.

Also out this week:
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs A crazy special edition, with DVD and Blu-Ray.
The Gate (Special Edition) The classic horror movie, starring a wee Stephen Dorff.
Dark Country Before he was Hung, Thomas Jane made... really bad movies.
The Thaw Val Kilmer stars in the first installment of this soon-to-be-famous franchise. Thaw II! Thaw III! Thaw IV!