Zombieland: Fasten Your Seatbelts, It's Going To Be a Fast Ride!

Zombieland is a fast-paced, funny action flick that will have you on the edge of your seat and possibly doubled over with laughter. In under 90 minutes, it manages to completely satisfy and entertain and leave you with some lasting images you probably aren't likely to forget anytime soon. Not to mention it features Bill Murray in one of the best cameos (he's playing a version of himself) since Neil Patrick Harris dropped in to Harold and Kumar's car. The cast is at the top of their game, Woody Harrelson in particular is fantastic, the script is tight and entertaining and the film's director (Ruben Fleischer) did a great job with pacing and with giving the film a different and distinct look.

Personally, I was prepared for this film to just be a knockoff of one of my favorites, Shaun of the Dead, given that it was tackling pretty much the same subject matter. However, it has its own distinctive take on the comedy/horror genre, and what I got was so much more than a knockoff that I couldn't have been more pleased. I was especially delighted to leave my screening and see that there were swarms of people dressed as zombies in some sort of contest afterwards. It added a whole bit of surrealism to the experience.

Jesse Eisenberg plays Columbus, a nerdy neurotic type who, before a zombie virus infected the entire earth kept to himself and played video games all day long. In fact, he was so out of touch with the human race that he let his hot zombified neighbor into his apartment unwittingly because he was just so desperate for an opportunity to be loved. In this apocalyptic world, he's forced to invent a string of rules in order to say alive. Rule 1: Cardio, simply be able to outrun fat people in a zombie attack. Rule 2: Double Tap, don't be afraid to shoot a zombie twice, just to make sure they are really dead. Rule 3: Beware of bathrooms... this one you'll have to see for yourself. All I have to say is... poor Mike White.

Anyway, the rules go on and on, and are cleverly displayed on the screen. Columbus is struggling along trying to exist when he meets the slightly insane, zombie-killing machine known as Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson). He's rugged, loves cars and weapons about equally, has a fondness for Twinkies, believes in destroying things to burn off steam and really relishes in finding new and disturbing ways to kill the flesh-eating undead. The duo meet up with sister act Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) and Wichita (Emma Stone), who make their living running cons. The girls are headed for Pacific Playland, an amusement park outside of Los Angeles that is rumored to be zombie free, and through a series of hoodwinking events, the guys end up tagging along with them. Along the way, they end up at Bill Murray's house, trashing a gift shop at an Indian reservation and killing an awful lot of zombies.

There are just some fantastically gruesome zombie deaths, zombies of all shapes and sizes (the preteen girls dressed in enormous pastel dresses attacking a mini-van were my favorites), some amazing slow-motion shots and I loved the scene of Woody Harrelson on a rollercoaster picking off zombies with a shotgun like they were ducks at a shooting range more than I can even possibly explain. While I'm not a huge fan of Harrelson (I usually don't care about him particularly one way or another) he really won me over here. His role had a surprising amount of heart, a lot of aggression and nearly every word that came out of his mouth made me laugh, especially his catchphrase, "Nut up or shut up."

While I love the haunting Dawn of the Dead-type zombie films and the scarier versions of the apocalypse, it was thoroughly enjoyable just to watch people doing whatever it takes to survive, and having fun while doing it. I wanted more, but thankfully, as with most horror movies, the ending was open ended enough to leave leeway for a sequel. Can someone please make that instead of Saw XXII?

18 Comments

October 2, 2009 1:37 AM
Frank Li
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Already seen the trailer, which is awesome, and after reading this, I am more sure than ever that I need to watch this epicness.

October 2, 2009 11:31 AM
Beth
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Why would you mention the Bill Murray cameo? There are no more surprises in movies anymore.

October 2, 2009 2:06 PM
Vern
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Seriously dude? Have you been doing this long? First review I've read that blew the Bill Murray cameo. Douche.

October 2, 2009 2:49 PM
Alisa
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"Nut up or shut up." My new catchphrase too.

October 2, 2009 3:05 PM
Lingo
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"...new and distributing ways..."??

October 2, 2009 3:54 PM
Kidd
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Way to spoil the cameo. What an asshole.

October 2, 2009 4:25 PM
Gor
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Strange- I had heard so much about Murray being in this movie I didn't think it was a cameo.

October 2, 2009 4:33 PM
CK
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Seriously people, if you don't want spoilers, don't read reviews. Just see it, and be surprised.

October 2, 2009 4:52 PM
Trace
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News about the Murray cameo has been out for MONTHS. I'm not even interested in this movie and I knew about it. Get a grip (and a clue), people.

October 2, 2009 5:40 PM
Craig
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ZOMG!!!!! You ruined the Bill Murray surprise! Now I won't see this movie, and I'll never sleep again, and I'll have to KILL MYSELF, and my life is RUINED!!!! /flounces off

October 2, 2009 7:02 PM
Andy
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Who is Bill Murray? Is he some sort of hip/hop guy?

October 2, 2009 10:18 PM
Craig
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"You're a great guy, Bill Murray, and Ima let you finish, but Alfred Hitchcock had the best cameos of all time."

October 2, 2009 11:34 PM
john
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It's completely not a spoiler to say Bill Murray is in the movie. He's in the movie, has several minutes of screen time, and interacts with the main characters in very funny ways.

The characters -announce within the movie- that they're -going to Bill Murray's house- ... they then ... go to his house. Going to Bill Murray's house is, in fact, a plot point.

This is not a surprise cameo any more than his role in Space Jam (or did I spoil that magnificent Looney Tunes movie for you)

October 3, 2009 9:05 PM
ew
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Well if Bill Murray's in it, I'm not seeing it. He's as much of a douche as Will Farrell or Jim Carrey.

October 5, 2009 11:41 AM
vern
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To everyone saying I should know about it - Review and Recap are different things. The cameo wasn't advertised and was meant to be a surprise. Putting it in the review and the first paragraph was idiotic. Go back and join the spoiler losers at Aint it Cool.

October 5, 2009 11:54 AM
Tiffany
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I would think Bill Murray cameo would not count as being a spoiler because he's listed in the credits over at imdb.com

July 14, 2010 11:23 AM
Oswaldo Madlem
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Ha ha ha ha… Very funny. I liked it a lot.

December 21, 2011 12:47 AM
Lurraine
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You have the monopoly on useful information-aren't monopolies illgael? ;)

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