Kuffs (1992)
An attempt at a more grown-up role for teen heatthrob Christian Slater, this action comedy had a gorgeous, 17-year-old Milla as Slater's pregnant girlfriend, as he tried to get a security business off the ground and be a good father, or something. We don't remember the details, we only know that Milla wasn't in it anywhere near as much as she should have been.

The Claim (2000)
Milla plays a brothel owner in a frontier town who leaves her wealthy lover for Wes Bentley, who's seeing if the railroad will come through this town or somewhere else. Sarah Polley's in it, too. There's a lot of snow, and some shooting. We vaguely remember a fire.

Dummy (2002)
Adrien Brody is apparently a guy with problems, in that he always carries a ventriloquist dummy and talks to it, or through it, or something. It's like Lars and the Real Girl, but with a dummy instead of a sex doll. Milla plays his friend, a loud-mouthed tomboy rapper/musician who is crazier than he is. She's pretty ridiculous.

.45 (2006)
We rented it because it came first, alphabetically, on our local Redbox, but we couldn't even make it through this movie starring Milla as a gun dealer's girlfriend, who wants to leave him because he beats her, but also wants to kill him, maybe. We're 99% certain of the caliber of the handgun she would use, since it's in the title.

Ultraviolet (2006)
All we remember is that this movie looked really good in the commercials, but when we got in the theater, there was this blur that lasted for a couple of hours, in which Milla was a vampire, and she had to protect a little boy from people, and her hair changed color a lot. That's all we know. Oh, and she had a sword.

What's your favorite Milla Jovovich movie? Stake your claim below, dummy.