Peter Parker (Spider-Man) vs. Sam Hall (The Day After Tomorrow)
Peter: Spins a web any size; constantly late to the theater.
Sam: Outraces cold weather; lives in frozen library.
Winner: Peter! (Though if Gyllenhaal had taken over for Maguire in this role, like it was speculated, it would have been a tie, or much more complicated.)

David (Pleasantville) vs. Donnie Darko (Donnie Darko)
David: Can travel into old television shows, interested in art: watches a lot of television shows.
Darko: Can travel through time and space, interested in philosophy; may be a sociopath.
Winner: David!

Homer Wells (The Cider House Rules) vs. Jimmy Livingston (Bubble Boy)
Homer: Is trained to perform abortions if necessary; lives in an orphanage.
Jimmy: Will pursue his true love to the ends of the earth; lives in a plastic bubble.
Winner: Jimmy!

Red Pollard (Seabiscuit) vs. Jack Twist (Brokeback Mountain)
Red: Successful jockey; prone to injury, partially blind in one eye.
Jack: Successful rodeo rider; prone to infidelity, bi-curious.
Winner: Red!

James Leer (Wonder Boys) vs. Robert Graysmith (Zodiac)
James: Talented writer; compulsive liar, killer of dogs.
Robert: Talented cartoonist; compulsive investigator of serial killers.
Winner: Robert!

Who would you choose, Tobey or Jake? Assume complete and utter sanity in both, and rock the vote below.