Ghostbusters 3: What We've Waited 20 Fricking Years to See

It's been talked about a lot in the past 20 years, but a third Ghostbusters movie has always seemed like a pipe dream, given Bill Murray's lack of interest, and his co-stars' unwillingness to, well... deal with Bill Murray. But with a major video game release and a new line of toys tantalizing fans, original director Ivan Reitman has signed on to direct the third installment next year, for release in 2012. With a script that features new and old Ghostbusters, as well as Dana Barrett's son Oscar, this could be a fan's dream come true... or another disaster from the director of Evolution and My Super Ex-Girlfriend. We don't know exactly what's in the script, but here's what we need to see in order for the busting to make us feel good.

1. All of the original Ghostbusters.
If this movie has been greenlit, we have to assume that all four original members, plus Sigourney Weaver, have signed on. (Rick Moranis and Annie Potts are optional.) But perhaps the script doesn't call for all of them? We certainly hope not. Unless one of the Ghostbusters has been killed by ghosts, providing a past trauma that haunts the survivors to this day, we'd better see Peter, Ray, Egon and Winston on the screen. We don't care if Bill Murray isn't feeling it, or Dan Aykroyd is busy being a DJ, or Harold Ramis is too fat. They all need to appear. Luckily, we hear Ernie Hudson has already cleared his schedule. Not because he's not working, but because he's totally awesome.

2. An all-star cast of new Ghostbusters.
We know that there are new 'busters on staff, and that one of them may or may not be Oscar, who was an infant in 1989, making him about 22 today. Just the idea of casting new Ghostbusters makes us giggle like schoolchildren, so we can only imagine that the opportunity to actually play a Ghostbuster makes twenty- and thirtysomething Hollywood actors behave similarly. Hell, you can find everyone you need in Judd Apatow's movies. Paul Rudd is totally the modern Bill Murray, so we say get him in there as the Venkmanesque slacker team leader. To play an update on Aykroyd's good-natured Ray, how about Seth Rogen? Jay Baruchel has been known to play a nerd from time to time, so make him the substitute Spengler. And Romany Malco would bring the laughs as a scared-shitless replacement for Winston.

3. 3-D? Yes, please.
When you think back to the big scares of the Ghostbusters movies, you think of the librarian ghost lunging at our heroes, or Slimer coming right for Venkman, or even the massive, floating head of Vigo the Carpathian. In other words, effects that would look great in 3-D. Now, we're not saying we want this thing to be entirely computer-generated. The puppet ghosts and stop-motion terror dogs of Ghostbusters were plenty awesome, so practical effects will be appreciated wherever they can be used, as long as they jump off the screen and freak us out.

4. New anti-ghost technology.
The proton packs of the first movie have become iconic, as have their companion ghost traps and PKE meters. But the only contribution to Ghostbuster tech the second movie made was a big backpack that shot positively-charged slime that made a toaster dance and the Statue of Liberty walk. In a world where ghosts float around scaring people and stealing taxi cabs, even we had to call BS on that one. Let's see some kind of new, useful, digital-age weaponry this time around. They can't be using the same proton packs they used 20 years ago, can they?

5. No 9/11 symbolism, thanks.
At one point, the idea for GB3 involved New York City becoming the tenth level of Hell, with the 'busters fighting a guerrilla war against the invading ghostly forces. As cool as that sounds, we're pretty sure that's not what the new script is about, and with 9/11 symbolism becoming more and more common in movies and TV, we're getting a little wary. Again, we haven't seen the script, but this is a movie dealing with restless dead people in New York City. While it seems like there's a story to be told in there somewhere, this isn't the place. Just... don't go there, man. This is a comedy. ...Right?

6. A kickin' Bobby Brown soundtrack.
Brown's song "On Our Own" (and his cameo as a doorman) was arguably one of the greatest things to come out of Ghostbusters 2. Let's make that magic happen again.

What do you think of the Ghostbusters 3 news? Let us know below, then check out our list of the worst cult sequels of all time.

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27 Comments

January 14, 2010 5:17 PM
Tortilla
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The video game has been called GB3 since the main 4 guys were involved in the voice acting and it was written by Ackroyd/Ramis and it is AWESOME!
Of course the movie has to have all 4 guys in it (could care less about Moranis since he couldnt be bothered to show up to do voice acting for the game) I hope there is no 9/11 symbolism. They could just take the plot of the game, tweak it slightly and it would be all good. Totally looking forward to this!

January 14, 2010 6:22 PM
james
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I have been waiting for this movie for 21 years I've even tried calling sony pictures to see if they would ever make this movie. Ever since 1997 I have been on the internet everyday hoping to get some news about ghostbusters 3 and finaly in home town of seattle I was watching the local news and yes they said it was for sure that we will see a ghostbusters 3 I can't wait I am counting the days

January 14, 2010 6:39 PM
May
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I hereby nominate Zachary Levi to play Ray. Too perfect!

January 14, 2010 8:19 PM
Asteria
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I want to see at least one kick-ass woman on the new Ghostbusters team. Girls liked the originals just as much as boys did.

January 14, 2010 10:47 PM
esra
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@Asteria Super yes to a lady on the team. She could replace the suggested Rogen (heh).

January 15, 2010 4:24 AM
kieran
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I think it will probably be awful, and even if it is not without merit but is still not excellent, it will be treated just like Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and pilloried online. So on the whole it would probably be best if they didn't make it.

I have to say though, that Evolution was an alright movie. It was brainless, but it didn't take itself seriously either, so it turned out ok.

January 15, 2010 10:34 AM
gibbers
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In-universe, the proton packs have a half-life of 5,000 years, as quoted by Ramis as Egon in the second movie. Yes, I think it would be safe to say they would probably be using the same proton packs as back then. Perhaps modified with digital updates, but generally the same ones.

January 15, 2010 10:56 AM
JTMacc
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Well, if Harold Ramis is a big part of the writing team, I'll probably love it. Fat or not fat, acting or not acting, the fact is, the man's name is all over the list of people who wrote my favorite all time funny movies.

January 15, 2010 1:36 PM
Linda
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Will dogs and cats be living together!!

January 15, 2010 2:45 PM
Kristen
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Aw, I liked Evolution!

As for the proton packs, surely you jest that they should be using something else? That's a major part of the Ghostbusters. It would be too weird and quite wrong for them to come out with something else to fight them with.

January 15, 2010 2:47 PM
Luke Lewis
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I have been waiting like many fans for along time...But whatever they do sorry ladies no girl ghostbusters...If this happens i want nothing to do with this...if they go that route that would just be terrible...that has disaster written all over it...It truly does...Ryan Renoylds...Collin Hanks..."rainn wilson Dwight on the office" cast them

January 15, 2010 3:13 PM
Ben
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You know who would be fantastic in a role as one of the younger Ghostbusters, as long as he could film the part during his hiatus from the TV show he's currently becoming a huge star on?
Jim Parsons.

January 15, 2010 3:33 PM
rick
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All I hope is that they resist the urge to cast Michael Cera as Dana's son Oscar.

January 15, 2010 11:11 PM
Asteria
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@Luke Lewis Why does a female Ghostbuster have disaster written all over it? As long as she has an actual personality and is not just there as brain-dead eye candy, I don't see the problem. That's why I specified an ass-kicking woman.

January 16, 2010 3:55 AM
S.C.
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Actually, having a female Ghostbuster who is just brain-dead eye candy wouldn't be a problem, if the fact that she is brain dead eye candy was a plot point (e.g, early on, worried that the business isn't drawing in younger customers because it's a bunch of old guys, Venkman (and it would be have to be Venkman) hires some big breasted stripper dimbulb type to put a fresh face on the business). Of course, to then make it particularly funny, she turns out to be a lot more effective than any of the "serious" hires.

January 16, 2010 5:24 PM
CineCzarina
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Yes to a female Ghostbuster and Bobby Brown soundtrack.."Well I guess we're gonna/have to take con-tro-ol..." Holla!

January 16, 2010 6:41 PM
Nik
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To heck with Paul Rudd, I want James Franco in there.

January 16, 2010 9:22 PM
rick
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I don't see why a female Ghostbuster has to be ass-kicking. Why couldn't she be just as goofy and in over her head as the other Ghostbusters?

January 17, 2010 5:52 AM
mike
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1) Please, no Bobby Brown. All Ray Parker all the time.
2) The movie must have William Atherton as Walter Peck.
3) There probably should be a female ghostbuster, but the character must be funny above all else.

January 17, 2010 5:10 PM
S.C.
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A female ghostbuster doesn't have to be Ripley from Aliens, but, if handled properly, it would be funny for her to be an airhead hired for eye candy, kept on the sidelines during most of the busting (since, again, she wasn't hired to do any actual work), and the one time she gets into the action, she turns out to be the Rain Man of ghostbusting.

January 18, 2010 1:23 PM
Anonymous
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That's one movie I won't be going out of my way to watch.

Rick Moranis is awesome and he was right not to do the voiceacting for the game. He quit while he was at his peak, and he knew it. The rest is downhill, and that's exactly where GB3 will be going. They'll be so determined to run the movie into the ground with the endless sequels and reinventing the mythology and so on.

January 18, 2010 3:33 PM
mannie
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Amy Pohler as the female ghostbuster. She'd fit right in.

January 18, 2010 9:11 PM
anon
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Rick Moranis didn't quit because he was at his peak. He quit work because his wife died and he needed to take care of his family.

January 19, 2010 3:54 AM
Huh?
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Have people really been sitting around pining for another Ghostbusters movie? Really? I mean, I loved the first one. When I was in junior high.

The idea for Judd Apatow's boys to be in it? Sucks even more than the idea that people are really still obsessing about a 20+-old-movie that was...average. I guess you could invite Kevin Smith and his cronies along, and we could have all the approaching-middle-age boys in Hollywood sitting around discussing their issues with women. C'mon, we all loved Freaks and Geeks, but Apatow and his immature, misogynist, afraid-of-their-own-latency minions are just boring.

I guess people really are running out of ideas these days.

January 19, 2010 11:15 AM
Zermin
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Definitely bring back Sigourney Weaver, even with a new cast. Among other reasons (like, she can act), she is by far the currently best looking of the originals. Ernie is a close second, but generally the boys have not aged as well as she has.

February 1, 2010 9:16 PM
throatmotor
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If Rick Moranis decides not to go for it, I'm not interested.

September 8, 2011 3:56 AM
Reanna Jupiter
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Thanks! This makes things clearer! I will sure will check this whole blog out again, thanks again, OP!

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