Black Dynamite
We're excited to finally get to see this modern blaxploitation homage/parody, and even more excited to watch the deleted scenes, because something tells us they'll be equally enjoyable to watch.

Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
Didn't think there could possibly be a movie that could make you feel dirtier -- both physically and ethically -- as the original Cabin Fever? There is, and this time it's about high school kids who have a horrible flesh-dissolving virus (from the tainted water of the first film) and an even lesser sense of social responsibility.

Law-Abiding Citizen
Gerard Butler kills his wife's murderer, then kills the lawyers who let the murderer walk while he does time in prison. And somehow, we can't bring ourselves to care. Also starring Jaime Foxx as one of the lawyers.

Coco Before Chanel
Starring Audrey Tautou as the young Coco Chanel. Miles beyond her performance as Sonny the Cuckoo in Cocoa Before Puffs.

Women in Trouble
Surprisingly, not a porn film, although Carla Gugino plays a porn star in it.

Also out this week:
Good Hair Chris Rock's controversial documentary about health care. Sorry, hair care.
Hunger (Criterion Collection) Part of the "Skinny Christian Bale" film series.
Clint Eastwood: 35 Films, 35 Years at Warner Bros. Comes with 35 commemorative spoons.