The Great Mouse Detective (Mystery in the Mist Edition)
Apparently, "Mystery in the Mist" is code for "digitally remastered with new special features," because that's what's on this single-disk re-release of The Great Mouse Detective, about a brilliant mouse who solves crimes and faces off with Professor Ratigan, voiced by Vincent Price. The new edition features a making-of doc, a sleuthing game and a sing-along, but, although it was clearly timed to come out not long after the DVD release of Sherlock Holmes, at no point does private eye Basil enter into an underground bare-knuckle boxing match.

Pirate Radio
I'm not so sure about the name change -- The Boat That Rocked is a much more interesting title -- but I'd watch a movie called Nautical DJs as long as it still starred Bill Nighy, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Kenneth Branagh, Emma Thompson, Christina Hendricks, Nick Frost, Gemma Arterton, Rhys Darby and Rhys Ifans.

The Slammin' Salmon
Broken Lizard's latest comic tale, about one make-or-break night at a Michael Clarke Duncan-owned fish restaurant, also features Cobie Smulders (How I Met Your Mother) as a waitress. I wish I could tell you more, but I'm waiting for it to come to DVD.

Tenderness
Remember the days when the only time "tenderness" was mentioned in the same sentence as Russell Crowe was when his victims were describing their head injuries? What happened, Romper Stomper?

Also out this week:
Love the Beast A documentary about actor Eric Bana's obsession with a race car he's owned for 25 years. Guest-starring Jay Leno and Dr. Phil.
Ice Twisters At what point does a weather system stop sounding dangerous and start sounding like a delicious popsicle?
Tenure Luke Wilson and Dave Koechner as college professors. I'm laughing already!

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