There's a Girl in My Soup (1970)
The Plot: A bubbly American 19-year-old visits England and falls for a cranky, fortysomething celebrity chef.
The Casting: Let's get Dakota Fanning in there to play the Hawn role, and maybe Gordon Ramsey to play the chef. It'll be rated R for the language alone.

The Sugarland Express (1974)
The Plot: With her son about to be taken away from her by child services, a desperate woman gets her husband to break out of prison so they can go on the lam as a family.
The Casting: Has Rachel Weisz ever gone blonde? We think she could bring the drama, while Mark Wahlberg could bring the action as a con who loves his wife and son.

Foul Play (1978)
The Plot: A San Francisco woman is drawn into a plot to kill the Pope, and has to dodge assassins with the help of a police detective.
The Casting: Jessica Alba seems to have the right combination of looks and problem-solving skills to save the pontiff, and Ashton Kutcher could play the serious-for-a-Chevy-Chase-character cop role.

Swing Shift (1984)
The Plot: While her husband is away serving in World War II, a woman starts working at an airplane factory, befriends an ex-musician and falls for another guy.
The Casting: Make the main character the musician, and bang, you've got Lady Gaga's first starring role. If she can look good in a Muppet dress, she'll look good in coveralls and a kerchief.

Protocol (1984)
The Plot: A cocktail waitress saves a visiting dignitary from an assassin, and is invited to work for the state department as a glorified hostess.
The Casting: This is one of the few Hawn roles that we feel could be pulled of by the Goldie Child, Kate Hudson. After all, she'd pretty much be playing a not-terribly-bright Hooters girl.

Wildcats (1985)
The Plot: A football-loving track coach quits her job to take over an inner-city football team.
The Casting: Charlize Theron has the height to get in a football player's face, while pretty enough not to be taken seriously by narrow-minded jocks. If she smells Blind Side-flavored Oscar buzz in the water, she's in.

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