Sylvester Stallone
The Scent: Crisp mountain tops. A boxer's spit bucket. The cab of a truck. Southeast Asia. And just a hint of cinnamon.
Brand Name: Stallone: In the Dark

Jason Statham
The Scent: A mix of engine oil and new car smell, with a dash of epinephrine to get your heart racing before your big date.
Brand Name: The Chinese Shit

Jet Li
The Scent: An ancient blend of Chinese herbs and spices, lotus petals and embalming fluid, for long-lasting freshness.
Brand Name: Jet Li's Legend of the Shaolin Dragon Mummy

Dolph Lundgren
The Scent: This nostalgic scent, which recalls the aroma of heat rub and gun oil, is designed to take you back to the 1980s, when Lundgren was still relevant.
Brand Name: Forgettable

Terry Crews
The Scent: Mostly Old Spice, but with added electrolytes. It's what women crave!
Brand Name: Old Spice MAX

Randy Couture
The Scent: Pure, concentrated testosterone. Do not apply around people you do not wish to inflict grievous bodily harm upon.
Brand Name: Hot Couture

Mickey Rourke
The Scent: An erotic bouquet of wild orchids, strawberries and painkillers, to keep you on your feet all night long... or off them, as the case may be. Also, a hint of dog biscuits.
Brand Name: Endurance

Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Scent: This intoxicating cocktail of mead, wine, vodka, steroids and antifreeze comes in a vial made entirely of ice, which must be kept at sub-zero temperatures at all times.
Brand Name: Government

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