Welcome to the Rileys: Like The Blind Side, But With More Oscar Bait

The premise for Welcome to the Rileys has been described by some critics as the thinking moviegoer's The Blind Side, and I suppose that's fair. After losing their daughter in a car accident, a married couple (played magnificently by James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo) have grown apart, and have managed to avoid facing and dealing with their crushing grief. Like, completely. They don't speak to each other, he's cheating with a Waffle House waitress, and she's deathly afraid to leave the house, among other issues. But when Gandolfini comes across a teen hooker (played by Kristen Stewart) with more sores than positive role models in her life while on a business trip to New Orleans, he decides she represents a second chance at saving his daughter, gets Melissa Leo on board, and after a bumpy road, emotional healing is had by all.

It's a movie about love and loss, and pain and grief, and reasonably priced po' boys and scabby hookers and the French Quarter and second lines, and DIY home improvement and how sometimes what you fear is gonorrhea just turns out to be a UTI, and all of that, supported and elevated by excellent performances, amounts to something really nice: that hope and redemption are always possible. I mean, there have been a million "indie dramas" about that and it takes a pretty formulaic road to that destination, but when it's James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo taking you there, it's still mesmerizing to watch. And the emotion is genuine and makes sense, even if it seems a bit melodramatic in its execution. Yes, it's crazy that Gandolfini's character -- a wealthy businessman -- would extend his New Orleans trip to move in with a diseased Kristen Stewart and fix up her not-exactly-up-to-code slum, but grief makes you do crazy things, and the grief of losing a child, I'd imagine, would make you do even crazier things. Through that periscope, it really doesn't seem that ridiculous.

The script is not without some major issues, however. The movie wraps up so neatly it's not only lazy, it feels like it was tacked on from some other, lesser movie. All three characters have this major breakdown in one scene, and then in the next everyone is cleaned up and happy a few months later, and everybody's friends, and everything's great, and it's like -- what? How is that even possible? These people were dying the last time we saw them! There are a few moments like that, where things just happen a little too quickly or are a little too clichéd, that it takes you out of it, but if you discount the hackneyed ending, the movie really is a nice little tearjerker on the whole.

Oh, and Kristen Stewart? She's honestly not bad. Her character's main characteristic is that she's unpleasant, however, so maybe that's why she didn't seem miscast. But either way, she wasn't anywhere near as annoying and terrible as I'd expected. Though if you're thinking about seeing this because it's been billed as "The Kristen Stewart Stripper Movie," sorry, she remains clothed and really doesn't do any stripping all movie. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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7 Comments

October 29, 2010 8:31 AM
JB
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I like the premise, but I honestly cannot sit through any movie with Kristen Stewart in it. I want to like her, but she's so twitchy and awkward that it's a distraction.

October 29, 2010 8:49 AM
dena
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replied to comment from JB

OK JB we get it ...now go away

October 29, 2010 9:54 AM
TahjMer
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It's actually a valid point from JB. I saw Adventureland without much Kristen Stewart bias (hate on the Twilight movies, don't mind the actors in them as they are young, it's mostly the source material, and they gotta eat/get started too) and her acting felt like a twitchy awkward mess in that film. Hopefully she mellows out and starts to hone her chosen craft some more once the Twilight crap dies down - good that she's taking the indie route. Hope this does well for her.

October 29, 2010 11:54 AM
JB
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OK dena we get it...you're a Twilight fangirl. Now go away.

October 30, 2010 1:40 AM
Belinda
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Saw the movie Gandolfini and Leo will definitely be nominated for an Oscar.Kristen ruined the movie but I did learn she did the movie before Twi so her bad acting skills started before.I think it is funny that most of her fans are underage but Kristen keeps doing R rated movies and they all have a theme. The Runaways she plays a lesbian that will do anything for drugs and music, in Welcome To The Riley's she plays a stripper who will do anything for drugs and finally On The Road the movie she just finished she plays a second wife whom her husband shares in a sexual way with his friends and she does it for the drugs. Also there is a rumor that Ron Howard wants her to play a crack head hooker who kills her dealer for drugs, does anyone see a pattern here? Nobody is going to hire her unless she's a drugged out something. Also have you seen pictures of her and Robert lately it didn't take her long at all to make him look like a crack head guard dog.Yeah Kristen is really something!

May 28, 2011 11:32 PM
Youngy
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That’s not just logic. That’s rlleay sensible.

April 8, 2012 9:05 PM
Matt
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Just watched the film, thought it was a great watch. Dont like all the hate on Kristen Stewart, i think she was perfect for the role and was brilliant in this movie, truly a joy to watch.

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