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The full trailer for DC Comics' next big movie, Green Lantern, is out, and the fan reaction has been mixed, to say the least. Ryan Reynolds plays Hal Jordan, a test pilot who gets drafted into an interplanetary police force of aliens who all wear skintight green suits and wield energy rings run on willpower. And while some are calling it a pleasant change from somber superhero fare, others are calling it an abomination, given what we know about the 50-year-old character. As a fan of Ryan Reynolds and a longtime reader of DC Comics, I thought I'd add my two cents to the mix.
Ryan Reynolds Can Be Pretty Funny; Hal Jordan, Notsomuch
The man has his detractors, but I personally think Reynolds is hysterical, especially in comic book movies. His comedic touch as Hannibal King helped save Blade: Trinity from Parker Posey and Triple H, and his Deadpool in Wolverine: Origins was surprisingly understated, given how goofy the character will become. But, while my readings on Jordan are limited, I've never seen Hal Jordan crack a lot of jokes. He'll banter with his old friends The Flash and Green Arrow, sure, but the test pilot is cocky and self-confident, not goofy and self-deprecating. Yes, it sets the movie apart from the Batman films, but the movie could have been funny without Hal himself being funny -- there are literally dozens of Lanterns in the mythos who are funnier than the straight-laced character.
Aside from Sinestro, the Aliens are Pretty Gruesome
We knew Kilowog was going to look a little gross, but Abin Sur used to be just a pink-skinned guy, and now he looks pretty freaky, too. And Tomar Re was always going to be tough to pull off, but how did we get this weirdly big-chested version of the fish from Megamind? It pretty much leaves Sinestro as the sole alien character who doesn't make me slightly queasy. I'm not sure how it's gonna go when I have to watch them talk.
Hector Hammond Is Sufficiently Creepy
Kudos to the film for hiring Peter Sarsgaard to play the old-school Green Lantern villain, even though he isn't as well-known as other DC villains -- probably because he doesn't have a code name and because he hasn't been used in a prominent capacity for a long time. His big brain effect is pretty horrific, and it makes me wish we'd gotten to see Tim Blake Nelson as the similarly swollen-headed Leader in a sequel to The Incredible Hulk.
Blake Lively Has No Business Flying a Plane
Aside from her wooden, poorly edited delivery ("This mission... it's important!"), Lively still reminds me of the college student she plays on Gossip Girl, or even the trashy barfly she plays in The Town. Neither character possesses the attention span to hold down any form of steady employment, let alone fly a plane, and Lively does nothing to convince us otherwise. It comes off as a case of casting the latest hot young actress, rather than someone who's right for the role, and has even prompted comparisons to Denise Richards' performance as a nuclear scientist in The World is Not Enough. That's a problem.
Not Enough Ring Constructs
While we see Hal form a giant green fist to beat up some random thugs in a parking lot, the rest of the ring tricks are pretty generic. Half the fun of the ring is that the Lanterns can make whatever they can imagine to dispatch their foes: bulldozers, a herd of cattle, a sledgehammer... Hal was never the most imaginative Lantern -- that would be Kyle Rayner, a comic book artist -- but here's hoping there's more energy-based weaponry in the film.
The Suit Leaves Nothing to the Imagination
We saw it months ago, on the cover of Entertainment Weekly, but... I still don't like it. The Green Lantern uniform, while frequently modified and tailored to the various body types who wear it, is still iconic, with its pattern of solid green, solid black and solid white. These ring-constructed suits seem to show skin textures through the suit if the aliens have them, but also add textures -- muscle striations, even Spider-Man-like webbing -- when they don't. It's unnecessarily distracting detail, which leads me to three hypotheses: One, Warner Bros. wanted the suit to look different enough that, if it failed, it wouldn't reflect poorly on the comic; two, they wanted to be able to sell two distinctly different lines of merchandise; and three, without these details, the computer-generated suit would look even faker than it does now. Or maybe they just didn't want it to look like the suit from Superhero Movie?
Check out the trailer below, then let us know what you think in the comments!
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the aliens aren't that gruesome actually....well the fish guy is with the big chest, but i dont know how u could think Abin Sur looks gross?? and this comes right back to the point of people thinking that aliens would be beautiful and look like humans but with different skin tones. not they wouldnt!! i think they all look realistic and great. the whole point is to show different races/species of other planets. so yeah. and the suit looks eh. but the rest looks great
The joke-cracking Hal Jordan, I can forgive, Reynalds is a talented comic, the aliens, I can also look past, but that disgusting display of horrible CGI that they want to call "The Green Lantern Suit" is a complete b!^%h slap to the faces of all the Lantern fans out there.
Watching the trailer reminded me of another film about aliens that I really wish I'd have never seen... Dragon Ball Evolution anyone?
Does that opening scene remind anyone else of the first scene in The Cutting Edge when Doug wakes up late for the hockey game and can't remember the girl's name?
The suit looks cheap as hell. Blake Lively is fail. And yet, this still looks better than Fantastic 4.
It kind of seems like Reynalds isn't playing Hal Jordan, but Kyle Rayner as a test pilot...it's like a weird mash-up of the 2 characters. It's too bad they didn't go with Kyle as a character, Reynalds would have been perfect for him. As Hal Jordan? Um, not so much. Dennis Quaid, when he was younger, would have made a great Hal...
I think you're all being too picky. Whenever I get upset about how far Smallville is from the comic book, I just tell myself it's AU. Maybe that's what all the fanboys should do when they watch Super Hero movies. Instead of getting nit-picky about every little detail that doesn't follow the canon, just tell yourself it's alternate universe.
The suit looks fine. It's okay if it's a bit different. Spiderman and Batman's costumes look different from the comic book--and Wolverine's for sure! Abin Sur looks like Abin sur to me. Come on guys--don't get bogged down in the details! Let yourself enjoy it!
It's been said elsewhere, but Ryan Reynolds would have made a PERFECT cinematic Wally West Flash. More tonally appropriate. Personally, I'd rather have seen someone like Jon Hamm give Hal a try.
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