Just Go With It is about a rich plastic surgeon to the stars who doesn't realize what his job and income bracket are, and thus believes that to get women to sleep with him he has to wear a fake wedding ring and lie to them about an abusive wife he made up. Now, there are a lot of logic problems in this movie -- which happens, when you put absolutely no effort into your screenplay -- but that right there is indicative of the kind of flagrant stupidity we're dealing with here. I've seen a lot of romantic comedies, and a lot of screwball farces, and I can honestly say that the characters in Just Go With It are some of the most infuriatingly mentally deficient people I have ever watched in a movie.

I guess I'll go over the rest of the plot, but it's awfully predictable tripe, so if you've seen the trailer or you've ever seen a movie before, you know how this goes. Sandler meets a 23-year-old juggy blonde girl he "really likes this time," but she finds the fake wedding ring he uses in his fake wife scam and threatens not to see him anymore if he's married. Sandler goes to his best friend, Jennifer Aniston, who is literally supposed to be unattractive because she wears glasses, She's All That-style, to pretend to be his soon to be ex-wife, instead of just explaining to the girl that he's not married and that people own jewelry, like, all the time, and it doesn't necessarily mean anything. Everyone goes along with this ludicrous conceit, which I could actually accept if executed well. (Spoiler: It's not!) He makes up a name for Aniston (which the girlfriend does not Google), and a name for the man she purportedly cheated on him with (Dolph Lundgren is who he chooses; the girlfriend believes this), and then they make Aniston's two children pretend to be their children, and one of them is doing a fake British accent the whole time and they're both horrendously precocious, and it's just a nightmare. I mean, there are so many things that don't add up, and so many instances of people just readily believing some of the worst liars in the history of mankind that you kind of have to wonder if there's something wrong with the people who wrote this.

Then there's the issue of the humor in these movies. You'd really have to focus if you wanted to tally up all the poop jokes, so bountiful are they. If you chose one that could be representative of all of them, however, I'd personally go with the one where Nick Swardson (who plays Dolph Lundgren) falls asleep with his hand in a toilet (normal) and then a child sits on that toilet and defecates on it (even more so). Big laugh! Oh, and what is bathroom humor without injured scrotum humor? Like when Adam Sandler slips on a wooden plank and ends up landing on his balls? Yee-ouch! Just like in America's Funniest Home Videos!

[Spoiler alert for those who have never seen rom-coms] But if you'll see anything with a happy ending, you'll be glad to know that eventually Jennifer Aniston takes off her glasses and wears a bikini at the beach, and Sandler realizes -- for the first time, despite knowing this woman 15 years, mind you -- that she has a hot body and is somewhat attractive. So then he's in love with her, of course. The end. This fucking movie, you guys.

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