Transformers 2: Revenge of Poor Filmmaking

by Zach Oat June 6, 2008 2:14 pm
Transformers 2: Revenge of Poor Filmmaking

The full title of Transformers 2 has been revealed! Since part of the movie was being filmed in Pennsylvania, I was hoping it would be called Transformers 2: Amish Paradise, but that is not the case. (Also, Pennsylvania is apparently standing in for China.) No, the movie is called Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, thereby guaranteeing that Megatron, who we last saw at the bottom of the Dino de Laurentian Abyss, will be making a return. The film also has the distinct honor of being the 27th sequel to have the word "Revenge" in the title.

Will it be able to live up to the legacy of other great "revenge" movies? Let's compare:

Shia LaBoeuf: Amputee?

by Kasey McDonald August 7, 2008 11:21 am
Shia LaBoeuf: Amputee?

Far be it from me (or TWoP) to report news from the scandal-riddled gossip rags, but Shia LaBoeuf might lose a finger, you guys. And, okay, it's not that far from me (or TWoP) to report news from the scandal-riddled gossip rags. Star Magazine has come out with a story that, due to injuries to his left hand that he sustained in a recent car accident, doctors have informed the star that he may have to amputate one of his injured fingers. The pinky, for all of you morbidly curious. I'm not sure what's more upsetting; the fact that a bright young (if maybe in need of a quick jaunt to Promises) kid may become of the few true Hollywood amputees, or the fact that Defamer already used the Shia-LaBoeuf-has-more-talent-in-his-little-finger-than-most-of-you-have-in-your-whole-body, unfortunately-they're-cutting-it-off joke. Damn them.

Shia Ignores Own Advice, Is Arrested for DUI

by DeAnn Welker July 28, 2008 1:49 pm
Shia Ignores Own Advice, Is Arrested for DUI If Shia LaBoeuf crashes his car and no one is there to see it, will it make a sound? The answer to that is yes, and the sound is that of another young star hurting his career. Oh, and the video cameras (at the scene in time to catch his car upside-down) and media buzz, of course. We wouldn't want to forget that.

Revenge Robots Revealed

by Zach Oat June 9, 2008 2:22 pm
<I>Revenge</I> Robots Revealed

So here's the thing -- after barely keeping things under control following last week's news, my excitement over the next Transformers movie, Revenge of the Fallen, is kicking into overdrive. Something in my brain is getting me all worked up over all this stuff that I'm hearing and seeing, and no amount of Bumblebee urinating on John Turturro in my head seems to help. Oh well, I'm just going to embrace it. So maybe I get severely disappointed later on -- big deal! Welcome to my life.

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