Eat Pray Love may be an excruciating-looking movie (I have to see it tonight; please feel sorry for me), but what I do like about it is its concise yet descriptive three-word title. More movies should employ this. Specifically, more Julia Roberts movies should employ this, so I've gone back through her most famous films and renamed them with three short phrases that really reflect the movies' most vital components.
Marry, Band-Aid Baby, Die
My Best Friend's Wedding
Chicago, Bacharach, Unhappy Ending
Refuse to Cheat, Cheat Anyway, These People Are Awful
Jason, Alexander, Creepy
Sleeping with the Enemy
Mean Husband, Nice Wife, She Kills Him in the End
Slutty Office Attire, Cancer Town, Any Idiot Can Be a Hero (Even You!)
I Love Trouble
Nolte, Nolte, Nolte
Don't like 'em? Make up your own, then! Leave your titles in the comments, then see our list of the best food movies ever.