Have you ever bit into a Jelly Belly jellybean, expecting it to be something tasty, like Toasted Marshmallow, but instead it's something nasty, like Buttered Popcorn? I totally got ready for marshmallows when I saw a news story that announced that there was a trailer out for the movie G-Force. I was like, "Awesome! Finally, a full trailer for the sure-to-be-excellent computer-animated movie about a team of five crime fighters in bird suits, based on the Japanese cartoon of the same name that I grew up watching!" Then I clicked the link, and the taste of Buttered Popcorn jellybeans filled my mouth. G-Force the movie is something totally, totally different, and totally, totally nauseating.

Tags: anime, Battle of the Planets, Bill Nighy, cartoon, CGI, G-Force, Gatchaman, Nicolas Cage, Penelope Cruz, Sam Rockwell, Steve Buscemi, Tracy Morgan, Zach Galifianakis

There's always that conundrum for American-made, American-marketed films that depict something taking place in a foreign country. On one hand, it's ridiculous for the people in the film to be speaking English if they're in a non-English-speaking country like ... say, Germany. On the other hand, it would be hard to market said movie if it were in German with English subtitles.

Tags: Bill Nighy, Christian Berkel, Eddie Izzard, Kenneth Branagh, Tom Cruise, Tom Wilkinson, Valkyrie