Even the best of actors makes a bad movie now and again, and though we haven't seen it yet, it seems this week's non-Repo Man remake Repo Men (think of it as Repo: The Genetic Opera, but without the opera -- and the Sarah Brightman stabbing her own eyes out) is another bad movie on a fine group of likable actors' resumes. So in the spirit of terrible decisions and repossession, here are the roles we'd like to scrub from each of the movie's core cast's resumes.
So I finally saw Repo Men. And yep, it was quite violent, and yep, it really is Repo: The Genetic Opera minus the singing, and overall it was a forgettable if moderately enjoyable experience for me personally just because I love all things that have fake blood spraying everywhere. If you don't specifically love that no matter what the quality of the screenplay that facilitates it, you shouldn't see this. That isn't to say there's nothing to discuss about Repo Men, however.