Does making it through a Jennifer Aniston rom-com demonstrate true grit?
This week's releases involve a bunch of crazy and a lot of hair pulling.
And one... and two... and three... and four... Explosion... explosion... explosion... You're doing good...
Light-on-substance studio films and substance-crammed independent offerings battle it out for your hard-earned movie-renting dollars this week. Relax -- Amanda Seyfried is in one of each, so you're covered.
You know it's a weak week for DVDs when the best American movie coming out is a new, deluxe edition of a Will Ferrell comedy. A very funny Will Ferrell comedy, true, but it's still sad. Luckily, there are a ton of foreign films coming out, too, and most of them feature gratuitous sex and violence. Week saved!
Superheroes rule this week's releases with iron fist and bespandexed crotch.
Jennifer Lopez artificial insemination comedy debatably superior; Jennifer Aniston artificial insemination comedy arguably inferior.
We sense a great disturbance in the Force...
Aliens invade Los Angeles, a wolf menaces Amanda Seyfried and the Jackass crew puts the gross in 3D-enhanced box office gross.