Beverly Hills Chihuahua stayed atop the box office for the second week in a row. Apocalypse to follow, but not before we see more movies about talking dogs and the 'hoods from whence they came. You know how Hollywood works: If a movie makes money, they make 50 clones of it. So I invite you to play the Location Movie Dog game with me. Take a city or town, add a dog breed and voila! You have a multi-million dollar grossing movie. The title alone causes the script to write itself. The winner gets a contract at Disney and a free copy of that CGI mouth-moving software, the one that makes the baby on those E-trade commercials look like the Anti-Christ. Here are my game submissions.

Tags: Barbra Streisand, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Bono, Chris Rock, Daniel Day-Lewis, DMX, Eminem, Ice Cube, Ludacris, Neil Jordan, Paul Haggis, Pierce Brosnan, remake, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City, Sinead O'Connor, Snoop Dogg, spin-offs