Oh my god you guys! Disney totally asked me to go to prom!!!
Disney's Prom is a movie exclusively for tweens about the things tweens consider important. Things like dresses, kisses, decorations, finding your soulmate by the age of 15 -- all the greatest hits. It's pretty hard to take the movie seriously as an adult, not just because I have better things to care about in my old age (you know, like finding ways to mock children's movies, and making it to happy hour on time), but also because Prom is really just an assemblage of movie prom clichés I've seen a zillion times before crammed together and poorly acted by Aimee Teegarden and other unqualified children. But! As rife with tired clichés as this movie is (and believe me, that is all it is), the filmmakers left a few of the very best ones out. And why? The movie would have been so much more watchable with these additional prom movie chestnuts.