Has this ever happened to you? You DVR a sporting event and do your damnedest not to find out the score before you can get home to watch the game. You avoid phone calls, all human contact and every form of media and communication known to man, from ESPN to Morse code. You rush home, turn on the TV and the first thing you see as the TV comes on is the Sportscenter panel showing the game's final score. This is how I've been feeling as I try to avoid Indiana Jones spoilers on the Internet. It's like I'm Ray Charles navigating a minefield with an optical mouse.