What's exciting and new in the world of Movies Without Pity this week? These were our top stories:

Quantum of Solace: Reviewed! -- What drove Zach to review the kick-ass sequel to Casino Royale? Revenge.

Edward Cullen's Guide to Dating -- The Twilight star teaches his fellow vamps how to score with teenage girls.

Alternate Titles for Quantum of Solace -- My favorite? You Only Blink Never. I think it would have killed.

Brett Ratner to Direct Conan/Joe Johnston to Direct Captain America -- Boo-yay! (That's a boo and a yay mixed together.)

New Watchmen Movie Trailer Breakdown - Short version? It's awesome if you're a newbie and controversial if you're a nerd.

Trailers Without Pity -- Our newest vlog rips apart the trailer for The Tale of Despereaux, which is like making fun of young fish who don't know any better in a barrel that they consider a safe zone.

Australia: The Paul Hogan Story -- Baz Luhrmann's new Ozzie epic works equally well as a "Crocodile" Dundee biopic.

Clone Wars and Kung Fu Panda DVD Reviews -- Find out whether these animated DVDs are worth buying or just renting.

Sequel Alert! -- A Twilight sequel is a no-brainer. The Cloverfield sequel should be a higher priority. A Universal Soldier sequel should be reconsidered.

Tags: Captain America, Clone Wars, Conan, Kung Fu Panda, Quantum of Solace, Tale of Despereaux, Top of the MWOP