Jason Statham certainly has been staying busy lately. He just wrapped up filming on Paul W.S. Anderson's Death Race and a third Transporter movie, he's currently working on a Crank sequel (which, regrettably, is not called Crankier), and The Brazilian Job is finally set to begin production. The latter is not the story of an extreme crotch wax gone horribly wrong, but a long talked-about sequel to 2003's The Italian Job. Lucky they're finally getting on with that; if they'd waited a few more years his character "Handsome Rob" might have had to change his nickname to "Aging Rob." All in all, it's not a bad time to be Jason Statham.
The Transporter 3 teaser trailer has arrived, and if you're someone who hates these kinds of movies, you will hate this trailer. But if you enjoyed the straight-up lunacy of the first two Transporter films, then it should be pretty satisfying. High-end sedans doing stunts that defy the laws of physics and play by the laws of Statham? Check! Statham kicking the shit out of European henchmen? Check! Familiar high-stakes plot element? Check! (Statham has been fitted with a remote control wrist bangle that explodes at the villain's whim, much like Arnold's prison collar in Running Man.)