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Adventures in Fakery, Sci-Fidelity, Separate but Sequel, The Biz
Halloween 3 Will Be in 3-D, But What About These Other Threequels?After Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 was defeated in its opening weekend by The Final Destination in 3-D, the producers of the Halloween franchise revealed that the just-announced Halloween 3 will actually be Halloween 3-D. While unsurprising, given the resurgence in 3-D's popularity, this particular 3-D-ification is a sly homage to the early 1980s, when it seemed like the third installment of a horror franchise -- Jaws 3-D, Amityville 3-D, Friday the 13th Part III -- was legally required to be watched through cardboard glasses. (The original Halloween 3, ironically, passed on the gimmick.) And that got us thinking -- what if all third installments of movies had to be released in 3-D? Some would be awesome, and some just plain ridiculous. Here's some quick takes.
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Camera... Action Jackson!, Lights, Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen Yet
John Cena: The New Jason Statham?We're huge fans of Jason Statham around here, so I'm not asking this question lightly. It's just that, as Jason Statham makes more movies and becomes more and more deservedly well-known, after a while he's not exclusively ours anymore. Which is awesome, because The Statham should be the biggest action star on the planet, and I can't wait for that. But everyone seems to be in on the Jason Statham joke now (including him by the way, because he's amazing), so, like I did when Old School propelled Will Ferrell from the Palomino-loving lunatic doctor only a few people I knew quoted outside of his W. sketches to the giant comedy star everyone on the planet loved, I think it's time to let The Statham go off to college to discover himself while I take a new under-appreciated star under my bloggy wing. I've been thinking hard on this, and I've decided my new favorite might just be this John Cena character. Let's discuss this important matter after the jump.
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Adventures in Fakery, Camera... Action Jackson!, Lights, The Casting Conch, We Call Do-Over
Everything's Better With Statham: 10 Films He Should Re-MakeJason Statham is a force of nature. Whether he's behind the wheel of a car, running flat-out down a city street or having sex with Amy Smart on a mailbox, the man can do anything and look good doing it. And after watching him punch, kick and drive through three Transporter movies, two Cranks and one unfortunate Uwe Boll film, we've started to mentally insert him into other gritty, high-octane movies of the past, usually in the place of other, less-intense actors. He was great in the reinvented Death Race, so why not let him Statham up some other action classics? Here are ten we'd like to see.
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The Transporter 3 teaser trailer has arrived, and if you're someone who hates these kinds of movies, you will hate this trailer. But if you enjoyed the straight-up lunacy of the first two Transporter films, then it should be pretty satisfying. High-end sedans doing stunts that defy the laws of physics and play by the laws of Statham? Check! Statham kicking the shit out of European henchmen? Check! Familiar high-stakes plot element? Check! (Statham has been fitted with a remote control wrist bangle that explodes at the villain's whim, much like Arnold's prison collar in Running Man.)
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