Over the next few weeks, you may be lucky enough to spend time with a hardcore Indiana Jones fan, one who will tell you endlessly, over and over, that the new Indy movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, is terrible. Do not listen to them. It is an incredibly entertaining movie, with many exciting action sequences and plenty of footage of that dreamy Shia LaBoeuf combing his hair. But is it an Indiana Jones movie? Because despite the presence of Harrison Ford, the involvement of John Williams and the use of a prepositional phrase in the title, it sure as hell doesn't feel like one. Let's break the movie down into its component elements and see where the disconnect lies.