News broke today that Tyler Perry, the auteur behind Madea and everything else Tyler Perry Presents, would be taking over the role of Alex Cross (Kiss the Girls, Along Came a Spider) from Morgan Freeman in I, Alex Cross, the next film adaptation of James Patterson's series of crime novels. Which is kind of hilarious, but hey, Tyler Perry has a massive following, so we don't blame them. Nevertheless, it got us thinking of other hilarious cast replacements that could be made in established film series, and off we went. For the record: These? These we'd blame them for.
Josh Duhamel as... the next Jason Bourne!
Justin Bieber as... the next Harry Potter!
Brendan Fraser as... the next Indiana Jones!
Olivia Munn as... the next Ellen Ripley!
Bob Hoskins as... the next Hannibal Lecter!
Susan Boyle as... the next Bridget Jones!
Jeff Dunham as... the next, newly American Austin Powers!
Wil Wheaton as... the Matrix 4's Neo!
Sam Worthington and Oprah Winfrey as... the new Riggs and Murtaugh!
John Cena as... the next Rambo!
Katy Perry as... the next Lara Croft!
Your awesomely horrible ideas? Leave them in the comments!
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