You might wonder what a movie called Hamlet 2 could possibly be about. After all, I don't think Shakespeare wrote a sequel to the play, in which virtually every major character ended up dead. Or did he? (For the record: He did not.) So, it must be something else. Horrendously, the movie's tagline appears to be, "One high school drama teacher is about to make a big number 2." Which at least explains this is not about any sort of actual sequel to Hamlet. But it also makes me wish that Shakespeare were not in the public domain, so that people couldn't use his plays at any disturbing whim. Because that tagline? Ew. The movie is so offensive, apparently, that there is a restricted trailer requiring age verification. If the age verification won't work for you (it didn't for me), you can see the red-band trailer elsewhere, if you're so inclined. It's really not worth it unless you have a thing for herpes jokes, teachers accidentally hitting students in the head with a garbage can and teachers being roofied.