Anyway, the Quarantine trailer confirms that it's much like Blair Witch: Dexter's sister plays a reporter who's shadowing the fire department. It's all cute and funny, until: "The police are here. It might be a little more serious than we thought." You think? Might it end with you and everyone else disappearing forever (or at least for seven months, but in today's sped-up world, that's kind of like forever)? They go into a house and see a woman-turned-demon and our fearless reporter tells her cameraman to "tape everything, you hear me? Tape everything!" That's probably why later he tapes what looks like it might be her death or disappearance. Nice setup. I guess the only problem is that they cast someone we all know instead of putting all unknowns/non-actors in the movie, which is part of what made Blair Witch such a creeptastic success. I still think this will generate a massive cult following, but it's just not the same when we all know from the beginning that it's a fake. I mean, even that interesting web address shows us right away that it's a Sony movie site. On one hand, thank you for not actually creeping me out. But then again, couldn't you just go all the way and really scare us to death? It would have been nice if you'd at least tried.

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