And then there is " If the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the Earth survives," spoken at the end of the trailer. Which is some sort of brain teaser that I can't quite figure out, unless it really is as obvious as it seems (read: Keanu must die!).

So, yes, okay, it's really that bad and even more, but then what if I tell you that Jon Hamm is in the trailer, and he's looking all scruffy and hot and contemporary? And he's being serious and concerned and looking into Jennifer Connelly's eyes intensely? So, Jennifer Connelly + Jon Hamm ... You don't have to say anything. I know I just convinced you to see it. No one can ignore that level of smoking hotness.

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