http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/ en Copyright 2013 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:18:40 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Don't worry, Movies Without Pity is still ridiculing new movies and mocking cinematic darlings, while celebrating the occasional pleasant surprise from Hollywood or elsewhere. But we're not doing it on this page anymore. You can now find our pitiless commentary on everything movie at the below links: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2010/02/weve-moved.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2010/02/weve-moved.php Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:18:40 -0500 Welcome to Movies Without Pity, where upcoming films are pre-emptively ridiculed and cinematic darlings are mocked relentlessly. Whether it's via our reviews, our videos, or the notes we leave in Hollywood's mailbox, this is your source for pitiless commentary on everything movie. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/we-can-has-watchmen.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/we-can-has-watchmen.php Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:41:28 -0500 Spider-Man 4 is happening. And although we know that Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire and (shudder) Kirsten Dunst are returning, we have no idea who Spidey is going to fight. Some theories have been making the rounds, and we've broken them down for you, as well as creating our own list of suggestions. Hey, all you Raimi brothers -- listen up!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/web-of-evil.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/web-of-evil.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:52:30 -0500 The Dark Knight, we're happy. After all, how many of the nominees made a pencil disappear?]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/violence-is-golden.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/violence-is-golden.php Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:49:18 -0500 Bride Wars." The pairing of these two chick-flick megastars seems like it should be a long-awaited team-up, like Pacino and DeNiro in Heat, but here it seems a little imbalanced -- after all, Hathaway has a few award-winning films under her belt, while Hudson is best-known for her Matthew McConaughey team-ups. Also, the movie looks terrible.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/war-of-the-girls.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/war-of-the-girls.php Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:06:14 -0500 The Wrestler, he's also been cast in a couple of very high-profile projects: Sylvester Stallone's star-studded action film The Expendables and superhero sequel Iron Man 2. Robert Downey Jr., Sam Rockwell and Mickey Rourke in the same movie? That is gonna be one crazy set.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/rourke-is-it.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/rourke-is-it.php Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:19:00 -0500 X-Men Origins: Wolverine has been released, we can't wait to see the continuing adventures of Hairy McClawsalot! However, for those of you who have no idea what's going on here, vloggers Omar G. and his bro Pablo G. have sliced the trailer apart into bite-sized chunks.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/claws-and-effects.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2009/01/claws-and-effects.php Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:38:07 -0500 Terminator: Salvation trailer is out, and it contains such wondrous sights as self-riding motorcycles and massive, Transformer-like dreadnoughts. Still no Arnold Schwarzenegger, though. Sigh. Omar G. and Pablo G. break down the trailer in a special installment of "Trailers Without Pity"... from the future!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/trailers-terminated.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/trailers-terminated.php Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:01:54 -0500 Insert dog pun here! The Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson vehicle Marley and Me is only the latest in a series of films starring canines that have conquered the box office (Bolt, Beverly Hills Chihuahua). Which means Hollywood won't be putting them to sleep any time soon. ]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/they-call-him-the-diamond-dog.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/they-call-him-the-diamond-dog.php Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:47:13 -0500 that's the good ol' American hero we know and love! ...Wait, what? Cruise is a Nazi, too? A Nazi who wants to kill Hitler? And his movie opens on Christmas? Well, it certainly ain't Marley & Me...]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/mission-im-nazible.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/mission-im-nazible.php Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:37:49 -0500 The Spirit? Join the club. It looks like a sequel to Sin City -- courtesy of director Frank Miller, who wrote and drew the original Sin City comics -- but it's only vaguely reminiscent of the comic books it's based on, which few people have read. Of course, if early reports are accurate, accuracy to the source material is the least of this film's problems.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/spirit-some-people-fear-it.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/spirit-some-people-fear-it.php The Spirit Mon, 22 Dec 2008 11:48:12 -0500 The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was actually about Brad Pitt reliving his greatest movie roles in reverse order? That would be one seriously messed-up life. ]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/its-all-about-the-benjamin.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/its-all-about-the-benjamin.php Brad Pitt The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:50:17 -0500 You? You're totally jeopardizing your Oscar chances! Bride Wars looks like the cheesy, puff-pastry movie that could strip you of whatever dignity Get Smart left you with. Omar and Pablo G. help with the dignity-stripping in their latest trailer review.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/bride-and-glory.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/bride-and-glory.php Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:30:12 -0500 The Day the Earth Stood Still, has made over $30 million at the box office, putting it in first place. Whoa, indeed.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/the-day-the-earth-went-to-the.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/the-day-the-earth-went-to-the.php Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:01:51 -0500 The Day the Earth Stood Still ought to be called The Day Keanu Reeves Showed Up in Central Park. It's a biopic!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/spaced-invader.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/mwop/2008/12/spaced-invader.php Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:00:00 -0500