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Sam Raimi unleashes a new horror show and we managed to survived, but just barely.
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Liar, Liar, Skirt Suit’s on Fire
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Those wacky lawyers over at Hewes and Associates are back and they have turned over a new leaf. They've gone entirely pro bono, are paid to volunteer at soup kitchens, they do yoga in the office, and they went vegan. Ha hahahahahaha. If you believed that you definitely didn't watch Season One.
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Let the Bons Mots Roll!
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The cheftestants get more freedom in their cooking this week, but they also meet the new guest judge, Toby Young.
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Large and In Charge
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It's the Biggest Loser 7! In which the contestants are larger, and closer to death, than ever! And in which the twists just keep coming. Sorry, nine people who get sent home.
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Son Burn
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Some (the stupid ones) open their arms to Sean, while others (Annie and Debbie) greet him with suspicion. It pays off for the latter group when the gold-digger hightails it out of town to avoid a paternity test. Also, Dixon and Silver have nothing to worry about from Dixon's cheerleader admirer… except maybe an invitation to join an all-girl softball league.
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Home is NOT the Place
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Everyone hurts the ones they supposedly love (or are "getting to" love) this week, so contrary to the episode title, home really isn’t "the place." Unless they mean "the place where bad things happen." Because, yeah, it's definitely that place.
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In The Realm Of The Basses
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Blair continues to hitch on the back of Chuck's downward spiral, Dan discovers the missing sibling he shares with Serena, and Jenny once again misses the entire point.
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True Beauty Premiere
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Hmmm... An ugly show about ugly people being judged on their inner ugliness. I know, let's call it True Beauty!
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The Heart Is a Lonely Huntress
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Erin's boyfriend arrives to catapult Whitney into action, as she finds an apartment and decides to have the "What are we?" talk with Jay, to no avail. Also, Olivia tries to be influential in Whitney's life, to no avail.
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Superstars of Dance Premiere
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The Lord of the Dance lords over this mess of a dancing series.
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The Best Dorito We've Ever Tasted
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Two buses plus 20 skanks plus one aging rock star equals a tragic sort of amusement for us, the home viewing audience. In the premiere, we learn that life is hard on the road, as evidenced by one contestant nearly getting choked to death and another serving shots out of her vagina. True fact.
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Paternal Intervention
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Justin tries to get a life, but Kevin is getting a lot of grief for saving one. Tommy continues his reign as chief douche, while Kitty jumps back into her old job, and Nora considers life without Justin.
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Ex-istential Dilemma
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Whitney finds herself on rumor patrol because all the people in New York -- or her circle of friends, at least -- think the world revolves around them.
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Change… or More of the Same?
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Whitney moves to the Big Apple, starts her new job, meets new friends, and learns that everyone in New York City is a rich, entitled d-bag.
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Mother, Jugs and Speed
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The One World Conspiracy attempts to mess with Michael's head by dropping the news that his mom is still alive -- then they decide to lobotomize him if he won't play along. Meanwhile, Lincoln fends off Don Self's clumsy leadership attempts while he tracks down Scylla.
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