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            <title>Smash - Maybe This Time</title>
            <description>Bombshell: Derek picks Karen to play Marilyn, which sends Ivy into a tailspin of possibly suicidal despair, so she tells Karen how she slept with Dev and the whole show teeters on the verge of disaster. But then Karen sings the hell out of that eleven o&apos;clock number, and everything wraps up beautifully — except we all still wonder how much better Ivy would&apos;ve done it. But at least Ellis gets fired. HOORAY!</description>
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            <title>House - The Next to the Last House on the Left</title>
            <description>Holding On: Wilson wants to give up and die, but House doesn&apos;t want to let him. Featuring the return of Doctor Thirteen.</description>
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            <title>Grey&apos;s Anatomy - Everybody Hurts</title>
            <description>Migration: <![CDATA[Decisions are made, futures decided, and then we get a good, old-fashioned, <i>Grey's</i>-season-ending-style wrench thrown into everything. A wrench shaped like an airplane. ]]></description>
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            <title>Dancing With The Stars - End of the World</title>
            <description>Season 14 Performance 9: Results: When there are only four couples left, the filler gets even more intense. Luckily, it&apos;s mostly live performances instead of endless clip packages.</description>
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            <title>Glee - Light At The End Of The Tunnel</title>
            <description>Nationals: The children triumph at Nationals. Oh, and Will and Emma totally do it.</description>
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            <title>Glee - Hit Her Again!</title>
            <description>Props: The body switch we&apos;ve all heard about happens, and it&apos;s as fun as we hoped it&apos;d be. But then Tina wakes up from her fantasy after only ten minutes. Can&apos;t we put her in a medically-induced coma for a couple of seasons?</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 05:52:50 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>The Killing - The Cocktail Party Effect</title>
            <description>Off The Reservation: With Holder&apos;s life in the balance and her own career on the line, Sarah tries desperately to pull herself together for once.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:35:54 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Dancing With The Stars - Tightrope</title>
            <description>Season 14 Performance 9: Maybe the most talented final four in the show&apos;s history pulls out all the stops, injuries be damned.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 12:31:34 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Gossip Girl - Fallout Girl</title>
            <description>Return Of The Ring: A bloodbath! Everything goes completely insane and we&apos;re left just muddling about in the wreckage. Which is to say, things are excellent.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 11:08:52 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>How I Met Your Mother - Mawage Is Wot Bwings Us Togeder Tooday</title>
            <description>The Magician&apos;s Code Part 2: We always knew Quinn wasn&apos;t the marrying kind.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 09:20:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Bachelorette - For Emily, Wherever I May Find Her</title>
            <description>Emily Meets the Bachelors: Emily Maynard, here&apos;s a crew of losers, one of whom may be a potential father for Ricki and the minivan-full of babies that you want!</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 07:02:38 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>How I Met Your Mother - Storytime at the Apollo</title>
            <description>The Magician&apos;s Code Part 1: TV&apos;s longest pregnancy finally results in a birth to forget.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Vampire Diaries - A Proverbial Coin Toss</title>
            <description>The Departed: A season that began with one birthday ends with another... of sorts.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 16:35:20 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>America&apos;s Next Top Model - Wuthering Heights</title>
            <description>Nicholas Tse: With the spirit of yet another aspiring model crushed, Tyra Banks smizes into the mirror and congratulates herself on a job well done.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:54:11 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Glee - Gleekasaurus Wrecks</title>
            <description>Prom-asaurus: It&apos;s a long, boring slog through Quinn&apos;s insanity, Rachel&apos;s self-pity, Becky&apos;s rage and Blaine&apos;s fear of an afro planet. The only highlights along the way are a few smashed xylophones and Puck&apos;s waxed chest. Enjoy! </description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:08:09 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Mural&apos;s Wedding</title>
            <description>And Then There Were Two: There&apos;s no wedding in this penultimate episode of the season. There&apos;s no mural either, just endless arguments between Clay and Debbie Gibson about one. But just try and stop me from making a Toni Collette reference! Just try.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 11:45:29 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>The Office  - California, There He Goes</title>
            <description>Free Family Portrait Studio: <![CDATA[David Wallace and Andy and Darryl are in; Robert California and Nellie and Brandon are out. And it looks like Angela and her husband will soon be both in <i>and</i> out, with other people.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 11:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Once Upon a Time - True Love&apos;s Kiss</title>
            <description>A Land Without Magic: Thank God Almighty, Emma gets a clue.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 10:10:38 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Real Housewives of New Jersey - Hazy, Hot and Humorless</title>
            <description>Drowning Pool: The Gorga Family Feud continues as it has for the past season and a half, and we learn that Caroline and Al&apos;s foreplay involves tickling. </description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 09:05:12 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Survivor - Back For More</title>
            <description>Live Reunion Show: It&apos;s a light-hearted non-bitter reunion for once, although we do have to hear from Colton again.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 06:05:46 -0500</pubDate>
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